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Get Your Degree!

You can’t actually attend Magisterius University, but for $15 you can get the next best thing: a shiny, official-looking certificate that says you totally did. Choose from any of ten degree programs, and you’ll receive a diploma certifying you as a Bachelor of Arcana or Bachelor of Skill, as appropriate, “signed” by the Chancellor, Vice-Chancellor, and Dean of the college, as well as actually signed by the “Secretary of the Graduate Board” (that’s me.)

All diplomas will be mailed within one week of payment under normal circumstances. If for any reason I cannot mail your order within thirty days, you will receive a full refund. Please note that this offer only includes the diploma only. No other materials or stories will be included. Obligatory disclaimer: Magisterius University is not an accredited—or real—institution.

Field of Study
Name On Diploma (will be reproduced exactly)

Note: Quantities are limited to the number of orders I can fulfill at one time. If you receive a notice that the diplomas are out of stock, check back in a few days.


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  1. Nathan says

    Can we see a picture of what these may look like?

    • AlexandraErin says

      Certainly! I’ll put up some examples with the names blurred out when I print out the current batch.

  2. Royden says

    so your doing this again i hope you fixed all the problems you had last time, i would get another one but after all the troubles i had last time i don’t think i will be doing that again, as it was hard to get a hold of you and you never even followed though with your suggestion of putting my name in you story as compensation.

    but i still enjoy your work and donate when i can, best of luck this time around
    Royden

    • AlexandraErin says

      Sorry it hasn’t come up yet, but I do have your name worked in. And putting the diploma order form on its own page like this gives a very easy way for people to have their concerns addressed: commenting like you have done.

  3. Chris says

    What about a double major? :)

  4. That Dave Guy says

    Did there end up being pics somewhere?

    • Yavanna says

      Dave! You read here too? You also asked the same question I was about to!

  5. Sinstress says

    Can I see a picture somewere?

  6. moxicity says

    What *I* want to know is – I live in Eastern Europe, so… if I were to get myself a nifty degree (and would it be possible to see a picture, or did I simply miss mention of it?), should I send an extra postage fee? Since it’ll obviously cost more to send it my way. Should I contact you with specific details then? (not certain if it’ll happen, but I’m thinking about it, and just asking in advance)

  7. AzazelBishop says

    Hi it’s me again well it’s been another 4 months and i have yet to see my name worked in, i just wanted to know if you could let me know how much longer i will have to wait also for all the people asking what they look like here is a quick scan of mine.
    http://i885.photobucket.com/albums/ac60/Azazelbishop/img006.jpg



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